Thursday, January 6, 2011

Friday Confessional

Yes, I know, I've been slacking on my confessions, but I'm back now - so stop sending all the hate mail!!



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I confess:
  • I'm supposed to be converting a version of the clean eating lifestyle.
  • I have decided that on occasion, ho hos are included in the clean eating lifestyle
  • So is Coca-Cola.
  • You'd think I was sucking at this "diet"
  • You'd be surprised to know that I've lost 12 lbs in 3 weeks on it.
  • I have a friend who is greatly upset that her o.b. tampons are missing from store shelves.
  • Me, being me, decided to look into it for her.
  • I spent 30 minutes reading on why o.b. is no longer available.
  • It seems there is no answer.
  • I don't know why I even wasted the time - I don't even use the damn things!
  • I am once again being subjected to "man talk"
  • I don't really mind this so much, but they feel the need to include me in the conversation here and there.
  • I'd really rather just sit here on my computer, and live on Facbeook and blog land.
  • I'm not trying to be mean, but there are times a woman just needs some time to "get away"
  • Speaking of getting away, I'm going to Denver in a few weeks.
  • I seem to think I need to learn more on how to be a Scentsy Independent Consultant, and spend money while doing so.
  • I also finally decided on a name for my website, thanks to a friend, I went with a more "suggestive" name, so y'all need to go buy tons of wickless candles, at www.BabettesSeductiveScents.com
  • I'm not ashamed to promote myself in my own blog, hell y'all aren't clicking on the google ads and making me a millionaire, so I have to make money somewhere to feed my starving children!
  • Ok, my kids really aren't starving, but they think they are. They just don't like my idea of "good food".
  • I'm hoping that by not feeding them the food they want, they will get the hint, and start cooking every once in awhile.
  • Oldest is going to be so screwed when he leaves the nest in a few months, and food no longer magically appears for him every night.
  • I'm willing to bet that if you could cook using a PS3, Wii, or Xbox, I'd have gourmet dinners every damn night.
  • I get phone calls, "When are you coming home?" "What are we having for supper?"
  • I wonder what they would do if I told them fried worms.
  • Now that I've bored you long enough, and went off on several different topics, I'll go away, and let you get back to REAL blogs to read!

8 comments:

  1. lol fried worms...my family would starve if it weren't for me!

    come grab the FABULOUS new button for Friday Confessional...you will love it! serious cuteness!

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  2. great confession! Thanks for sharing and I agree about the Ho Ho's they should be part of food pyramid if you ask me!
    Rachel

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  3. My hubby can cook, but when it comes to regularly making meals I think he and the boys would live on hot dogs. And peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Can we include chips in the good for you foods?

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  4. Y0u always gotta include some of the REAL good food in your good food lifestyle! Good call!

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  5. Really? Ob? I always thought those were gross...but now i can't even get them if i want to? Truly upsetting. Says the girl without a uterus. :)

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  6. I know just how you feel. This OB talk is the same thing (only reversed). I have 5 kids, 4 of em are girls (all adults), then there is my wife, my granddaughter and my MIL. Sometimes I asked them if they consider me a woman. Based on the things they say to me, I think the answer is yes!

    Great post!

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  7. If you could figure out how to get game systems to cook, you'd never have to work again.

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