Thursday, January 6, 2011

Friday Confessional

Yes, I know, I've been slacking on my confessions, but I'm back now - so stop sending all the hate mail!!


I confess:
  • I'm supposed to be converting a version of the clean eating lifestyle.
  • I have decided that on occasion, ho hos are included in the clean eating lifestyle
  • So is Coca-Cola.
  • You'd think I was sucking at this "diet"
  • You'd be surprised to know that I've lost 12 lbs in 3 weeks on it.
  • I have a friend who is greatly upset that her o.b. tampons are missing from store shelves.
  • Me, being me, decided to look into it for her.
  • I spent 30 minutes reading on why o.b. is no longer available.
  • It seems there is no answer.
  • I don't know why I even wasted the time - I don't even use the damn things!
  • I am once again being subjected to "man talk"
  • I don't really mind this so much, but they feel the need to include me in the conversation here and there.
  • I'd really rather just sit here on my computer, and live on Facbeook and blog land.
  • I'm not trying to be mean, but there are times a woman just needs some time to "get away"
  • Speaking of getting away, I'm going to Denver in a few weeks.
  • I seem to think I need to learn more on how to be a Scentsy Independent Consultant, and spend money while doing so.
  • I also finally decided on a name for my website, thanks to a friend, I went with a more "suggestive" name, so y'all need to go buy tons of wickless candles, at
  • I'm not ashamed to promote myself in my own blog, hell y'all aren't clicking on the google ads and making me a millionaire, so I have to make money somewhere to feed my starving children!
  • Ok, my kids really aren't starving, but they think they are. They just don't like my idea of "good food".
  • I'm hoping that by not feeding them the food they want, they will get the hint, and start cooking every once in awhile.
  • Oldest is going to be so screwed when he leaves the nest in a few months, and food no longer magically appears for him every night.
  • I'm willing to bet that if you could cook using a PS3, Wii, or Xbox, I'd have gourmet dinners every damn night.
  • I get phone calls, "When are you coming home?" "What are we having for supper?"
  • I wonder what they would do if I told them fried worms.
  • Now that I've bored you long enough, and went off on several different topics, I'll go away, and let you get back to REAL blogs to read!


  1. lol fried family would starve if it weren't for me!

    come grab the FABULOUS new button for Friday will love it! serious cuteness!

  2. great confession! Thanks for sharing and I agree about the Ho Ho's they should be part of food pyramid if you ask me!

  3. My hubby can cook, but when it comes to regularly making meals I think he and the boys would live on hot dogs. And peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Can we include chips in the good for you foods?

  4. Y0u always gotta include some of the REAL good food in your good food lifestyle! Good call!

  5. Really? Ob? I always thought those were gross...but now i can't even get them if i want to? Truly upsetting. Says the girl without a uterus. :)

  6. I know just how you feel. This OB talk is the same thing (only reversed). I have 5 kids, 4 of em are girls (all adults), then there is my wife, my granddaughter and my MIL. Sometimes I asked them if they consider me a woman. Based on the things they say to me, I think the answer is yes!

    Great post!

  7. If you could figure out how to get game systems to cook, you'd never have to work again.