Showing posts with label kids who won't cook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids who won't cook. Show all posts

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Friday Confessional

Yes, I know, I've been slacking on my confessions, but I'm back now - so stop sending all the hate mail!!



Photobucket


I confess:
  • I'm supposed to be converting a version of the clean eating lifestyle.
  • I have decided that on occasion, ho hos are included in the clean eating lifestyle
  • So is Coca-Cola.
  • You'd think I was sucking at this "diet"
  • You'd be surprised to know that I've lost 12 lbs in 3 weeks on it.
  • I have a friend who is greatly upset that her o.b. tampons are missing from store shelves.
  • Me, being me, decided to look into it for her.
  • I spent 30 minutes reading on why o.b. is no longer available.
  • It seems there is no answer.
  • I don't know why I even wasted the time - I don't even use the damn things!
  • I am once again being subjected to "man talk"
  • I don't really mind this so much, but they feel the need to include me in the conversation here and there.
  • I'd really rather just sit here on my computer, and live on Facbeook and blog land.
  • I'm not trying to be mean, but there are times a woman just needs some time to "get away"
  • Speaking of getting away, I'm going to Denver in a few weeks.
  • I seem to think I need to learn more on how to be a Scentsy Independent Consultant, and spend money while doing so.
  • I also finally decided on a name for my website, thanks to a friend, I went with a more "suggestive" name, so y'all need to go buy tons of wickless candles, at www.BabettesSeductiveScents.com
  • I'm not ashamed to promote myself in my own blog, hell y'all aren't clicking on the google ads and making me a millionaire, so I have to make money somewhere to feed my starving children!
  • Ok, my kids really aren't starving, but they think they are. They just don't like my idea of "good food".
  • I'm hoping that by not feeding them the food they want, they will get the hint, and start cooking every once in awhile.
  • Oldest is going to be so screwed when he leaves the nest in a few months, and food no longer magically appears for him every night.
  • I'm willing to bet that if you could cook using a PS3, Wii, or Xbox, I'd have gourmet dinners every damn night.
  • I get phone calls, "When are you coming home?" "What are we having for supper?"
  • I wonder what they would do if I told them fried worms.
  • Now that I've bored you long enough, and went off on several different topics, I'll go away, and let you get back to REAL blogs to read!