Friday Confessions - Baby, itls cold outside!

I confess:

That we're expecting.

Expecting more fucking snow, that is.

I have come to HATE the cold weather.

There is no way in hell that Texas should be COLDER than the North Freaking Pole!

There is no way by any grace of anything, that this should be acceptable!

When I can throw boiling water in the air, in TEXAS, and have it turn to oure steam, there is a PROBLEM!

And it was supposed to be 50 tomorrow.

The weatherman now says it will be 38.

We might se 50 on Saturday.

And then - guess what - MORE FUCKING SNOW Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday.

I'm going into hibernation.

Seriously.

Either that, or Husband needs to invest in a time share on the equator.

Friday Confessional

Yes, I know, I've been slacking on my confessions, but I'm back now - so stop sending all the hate mail!!





I confess:

• I'm supposed to be converting a version of the clean eating lifestyle.
• I have decided that on occasion, ho hos are included in the clean eating lifestyle
• So is Coca-Cola.
• You'd think I was sucking at this "diet"
• You'd be surprised to know that I've lost 12 lbs in 3 weeks on it.
• I have a friend who is greatly upset that her o.b. tampons are missing from store shelves.
• Me, being me, decided to look into it for her.
• I spent 30 minutes reading on why o.b. is no longer available.
• It seems there is no answer.
• I don't know why I even wasted the time - I don't even use the damn things!
• I am once again being subjected to "man talk"
• I don't really mind this so much, but they feel the need to include me in the conversation here and there.
• I'd really rather just sit here on my computer, and live on Facbeook and blog land.
• I'm not trying to be mean, but there are times a woman just needs some time to "get away"
• Speaking of getting away, I'm going to Denver in a few weeks.
• I seem to think I need to learn more on how to be a Scentsy Independent Consultant, and spend money while doing so.
• I also finally decided on a name for my website, thanks to a friend, I went with a more "suggestive" name, so y'all need to go buy tons of wickless candles, at www.BabettesSeductiveScents.com
• I'm not ashamed to promote myself in my own blog, hell y'all aren't clicking on the google ads and making me a millionaire, so I have to make money somewhere to feed my starving children!
• Ok, my kids really aren't starving, but they think they are. They just don't like my idea of "good food".
• I'm hoping that by not feeding them the food they want, they will get the hint, and start cooking every once in awhile.
• Oldest is going to be so screwed when he leaves the nest in a few months, and food no longer magically appears for him every night.
• I'm willing to bet that if you could cook using a PS3, Wii, or Xbox, I'd have gourmet dinners every damn night.
• I get phone calls, "When are you coming home?" "What are we having for supper?"
• I wonder what they would do if I told them fried worms.
• Now that I've bored you long enough, and went off on several different topics, I'll go away, and let you get back to REAL blogs to read!

Changing Up The Friday Posts

I confess:

• I sometimes wish my ex-husband would disappear from the face of the earth.
• I know I should feel guilty about this, but I don't.
• In fact, since I'm confessing, I dream of the day he moves to say, Russia or Iraq.
• I'm really not a bad person.
• If you had to deal with someone who felt that medicating a child into submission was acceptable, you'd understand completely.
• He has pissed me off upset me so bad this time, I can't even talk to him for fear that I will not have the will power to be civil.
• The Ex is probably going to find this, and try and use it against me. 
• That's his style.
• I don't think I really care anymore.
• I sometimes wonder WTF I was ever thinking when I ended up with him.
• I wonder why it took me over a year to see him for what he really was.
• I could use the excuse I was smokin' crack, but I wasn't, and even if I joke about it, he will try and use it against me.
• He forgets I know a lot of his dirty little secrets, though.
• In his own words, "It will all come out in the wash". 
• I have a premonition that day is coming soon for him.
• Husband is going to see this, and tell me again to be careful what I write.
• I feel that TEN YEARS after I left Ex, I should be able to speak my opinions.
• But we all know what Ex is like, so I don't.
• I am at a point, I secretly wish Ex would find this, in the hopes it would open his eyes a little.
• I know even if he does, it won't make a shit to him.
• It's hard to have your eyes opened, when you think you're better than everyone.